Insult Poem

The first I met you

I could tell you were from the zoo.

You thin you're smarter than really are

Sometimes I want to push you in front of a car.

Whenever you use all those big words

I want to cut your tongue into thirds.

I wouldn't hesitate to stab you with a knife

You'll probably never find a wife. 

Haiku 

I want to get out.

I can't wait to leave this town.

Please don't hold me back.