Insult Poem
The first I met you
I could tell you were from the zoo.
You thin you're smarter than really are
Sometimes I want to push you in front of a car.
Whenever you use all those big words
I want to cut your tongue into thirds.
I wouldn't hesitate to stab you with a knife
You'll probably never find a wife.
Haiku
I want to get out.
I can't wait to leave this town.
Please don't hold me back.